"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
Odin went to bed all by himself tonight but… I don’t think he quite made it.
Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket
$20 can get you many peanuts
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities
Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.
is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?
This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot
Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:
I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen
In honor of the first day of BFRB Awareness Week, I made a powerpoint of an overview of Body Focused Repetitive Behaviors (BFRBs). Keep in mind that this is just an overview.
So I actually have this. I didn’t know it was a real disorder until Tumblr, of course. I pick at my skin. The More You Know.
I DO THIS. FUCK I DIDN’T KNOW IT HAD A NAME. When I get anxious I pick at bumps and scabs on my face and body and try and peel off the whites of my nails. I have been doing this as long as I can remember, but I have been trying to stop lately. One thing I find that helps is to keep my nails painted (no whites to pick at) and to take care of my face so it doesn’t get dry patches or acne scabs. I just thought I was weird I didn’t know it was a disorder or related to my depression/anxiety.